Story time ya'll This one isn't too interesting, but I thought you might like… - Feed Post by kakka_rot
Story time ya'll
This one isn't too interesting, but I thought you might like it.
> Be me
> The homies B-Day, so we go to 68, this local 外人bar in town, to celebrate festivities.
> Anyway, do you like anime?
> You know that archetypical character, dark skinded dude, with big broad teeth, wide face, dirty, pretty silly, usually kinda drunk (or seemingly so), deep laugh, not the prettiest homie out there. Watch Princess Mononoke (もののけ姫) if you don't feel me. Pretty much the guy was in every Anime ever in the history of everything ever.
> Anyway.
> So I met him. Not someone who /looked/ like him. I met the ACTUAL GUY
> Looked pretty hammered, so, I struck up a conversation with the dude to be a bro.
> Simple 日本語. My speaking isn't half bad, but, I can't listen my way out of a paper bag.
> "すみません。今、げんきですか?"
> The next 20分 of my life is spent listening to homie's life story. Idkwtf he was going on about, something about his kids, his wife, life, past, idfk. Every once in awhile, he would pause, I would spit out some adjective (面白い、よかった、ect) to keep the conversion rolling. He would laugh, I would laugh. Dude spoke a THICK Oita accent so it was even more difficult to わかる。
> Anyway, end of his story, he nearly died laughing, I laughed because because, he shook my hand, and within his hand, homie gave me a 500円 coin. Said something, then peaced out to sit with his creepy ass friends.
Anyway, idfkwhytf he gave me five bucks, but, the next day I told this story to my best friend. He was like "Dude, he probably said 'The bartender cut me off - buy a drink for me'"
Sounds likely. I ended up getting a sandwhich. (7/11 sammies are bomb, yo)
Whoops.
This one isn't too interesting, but I thought you might like it.
> Be me
> The homies B-Day, so we go to 68, this local 外人bar in town, to celebrate festivities.
> Anyway, do you like anime?
> You know that archetypical character, dark skinded dude, with big broad teeth, wide face, dirty, pretty silly, usually kinda drunk (or seemingly so), deep laugh, not the prettiest homie out there. Watch Princess Mononoke (もののけ姫) if you don't feel me. Pretty much the guy was in every Anime ever in the history of everything ever.
> Anyway.
> So I met him. Not someone who /looked/ like him. I met the ACTUAL GUY
> Looked pretty hammered, so, I struck up a conversation with the dude to be a bro.
> Simple 日本語. My speaking isn't half bad, but, I can't listen my way out of a paper bag.
> "すみません。今、げんきですか?"
> The next 20分 of my life is spent listening to homie's life story. Idkwtf he was going on about, something about his kids, his wife, life, past, idfk. Every once in awhile, he would pause, I would spit out some adjective (面白い、よかった、ect) to keep the conversion rolling. He would laugh, I would laugh. Dude spoke a THICK Oita accent so it was even more difficult to わかる。
> Anyway, end of his story, he nearly died laughing, I laughed because because, he shook my hand, and within his hand, homie gave me a 500円 coin. Said something, then peaced out to sit with his creepy ass friends.
Anyway, idfkwhytf he gave me five bucks, but, the next day I told this story to my best friend. He was like "Dude, he probably said 'The bartender cut me off - buy a drink for me'"
Sounds likely. I ended up getting a sandwhich. (7/11 sammies are bomb, yo)
Whoops.
posted by kakka_rot