One more food story ya'll: > So me and the homie are straight… - Feed Post by kakka_rot

One more food story ya'll:

> So me and the homie are straight chillin, mob up to the cafeteria, tryin'a get out grub on
> (Homie is the only other dude from Seattle besides myself in the whole uni)
> Roll up in there
> Getting sick of からげ 毎日 so we're snooping around until we notice they brought out something new today
> OMG IS THAT LASAGNA NO WAY LET'S ROCK
> Grab and buy (BTdub, Lasagna is my favorite food)
> Mentally prepare for delicious meaty saucy noodley Italian goodness
> Sit down, say いただきます, take a bite
> Become consumed by the deepest, most painful, terrible sadness I have ever felt in my life. The excitement I once felt has shifted into erroneous misery, and the mirage of joy has vanished, replaced with malice, and utter defeat.

These mfers had the mfing audacity to take Tofu, and cover it in marinara and melted cheese. Tbh, it wasn't that bad, lovely in fact, and if I knew what I was getting into, I would probably have enjoyed it. But Asia Pacific University Cafeteria is straight up selling lies. Even thinking back on it I get so gd heated that I can't even