Signboards in Japan with wrong English expressions

Matome Funny Stuffs
Thursday, January 26, 2017 at 23:53

There are a plenty of strange English expression in Japan

You can find so many strange expressions in English in Japan. (Maybe in this article too.) The reason is, more than ten years ago in Japan, we thought that using alphabet and write something and it look cool. Therefore they didn't care much about grammer.

The result is something like this.
I am English school
I am English school
Source: .ei-sta.com
I am English school.....

COFFEE SPOT UGLY....

COFFEE SPOT UGLY
COFFEE SPOT UGLY
Source: ei-sta.com/

Don't worry, actually it is a normal cafe

Noooo I don't understand anything!!!

What should I do???
What should I do???

You should choose the word... I think

Do not put the shit of your dog!
Do not put the shit of your dog!

What happens if I go inside??

What kind of place is this???

American Hideaway Dick
American Hideaway Dick

Am I dangerous???

This tacos sounds dangerous....

What kind of tacos is this?
What kind of tacos is this?

Sucking room!!!

On sale?? Oh no, its a fake sale...

The End!!!!

THE END!!!
THE END!!!
It should be "dead end"

Don be nervous please!!

This signboard is so sure about birds' power

Oh... what kind of city is this??

What is EXTRAORDINARY TELEPHONE?

Clash!!

Go back toward your behind now!!!!

Go back toward your behind
Go back toward your behind
Where should I go!?

What is emergency trap...

Emergency trap
Emergency trap
It is emergency ladder actually.

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  • FelliVox
    Thank you for the laugh. Always love seeing some great Engrish.
  • used_naved
    lololol but the ugly cafe, I wonder what was in their head when they decided to name it that way; I mean how far can 'ugly' take you
  • Joker12332
    English school..With grammar like that.. =.=
  • IJamLegend
    is this title IRONIC?
  • WriterKyo
    FelliVox
    Hahaha glad that you like it lol

    used_naved
    Maybe they wanted to name "agree"...lol
    But looking up to dictionary and found ugly

    Joker12332
    Yap lol
    I think the school name is "I'm".
    For example, there is a English school called "Gaba English school"
    Replace Gaba with I'm
    Oh, I'm english school lol

    IJamLegend
    Oh I made grammertical error? lol
  • Sloth37
    That's Amazing XD lmao

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